“Wanna go out with me?” “Ewww….”
Oh, who should I like today?
Who is gonna like me today?
Meet me behind the bleachers ok?
I’m grounded for like, forever, man.
My parents are so fucking stupid.
Why doesn’t anyone ever understand me?
You are my best friend today.
He only sent twenty texts today.
He likes her. I hate her.
Dear Diary, my life is shit.
OMG he did NOT say that!
School sucks. Can’t wait to graduate.
Real life is gonna be easy.
What in the actual fuck, bruh?
Did you seriously just say that?
Teachers have no clue about anything.
I’m getting my driver’s license today!
I failed my driver’s test. Fuck!
I have to get a job?
Do I have to go to college?
He’s suck a dick. Love him!
You Just Can’t Make This Shit Up 