This may seem a bit nefarious
But it’s really quite hilarious
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My boyfriend was the worst
And he wasn’t even the first
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My choices have been questionable
My brain cells were inexcusable
***
But this particular boyfriend
He really did transcend
***
The boundaries of acceptability
With his cluelessness and stupidity
***
He was not the sharpest knife in the drawer
And he turned out to be quite the bore
***
Frankly, he was a few French fries short of a Happy Meal
And honestly I just could not deal
***
Yes, he was sexy and cute as a kitten
And often found me quite smitten
***
But his self-proclaimed sexual prowess
Most certainly did not impress
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His emotional quotient was at a stage
That was considerably less than his actual age
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He was ignorant of my needs
And had the personality of a bunch of weeds
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His sweet talking was underwhelming
And left me bewildered and wondering
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Why I stayed for what seemed an eternity
I wish I could say was as a courtesy
***
But alas, my hope for some change in his idiocy
Was simply just a pipe dream of absurdity
***
I finally gathered up the nerve it would take
To leave him in a total stupor in my wake.
***
So ladies, please be forewarned
The worst boyfriend ever is not going to be transformed.
You Just Can’t Make This Shit Up 
This is really good, Amy. I have figured out how to make sure these posts get to me now, instead of going to a file I see. Let’s talk.
On Fri, Jun 18, 2021 at 7:52 AM You Just Can’t Make This Shit Up wrote:
> Amy Clapp posted: ” This may seem a bit nefarious But it’s really quite > hilarious *** My boyfriend was the worst And he wasn’t even the first *** > My choices have been questionable My brain cells were inexcusable *** But > this particular boyfriend ” >
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Amy, this is priceless! Good advice for girls of all ages, we’ve either known one, or will. I hope all mine are in the rear view mirror! 🥰🥰🥰
Salud,
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Aloha, Amy — This is pretty funny! Sorry you had to go through with it, but obviously you learned something. How do I know? Two words: Alan Clapp. Love,Bill www.billworthbooks.com
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Bill it is sadly an amalgamation of more experiences than I care to count. Reading these diaries kind of brought it all together,
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